knock knock how there me ok come in

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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