Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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