Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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raping black women

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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