- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

mc hammers income.

you just contradicted yourself.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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