why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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bitches be crafty.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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i love huge wieners.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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