why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

my mom raped yerr foot

You're Adopted.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

obama leadership

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...