- Anti Joke

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What is the difference between a duck?

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS