- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into horse bar

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Nothing yet CC

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Johan showering. . . AWK

Matt Damon

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