Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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