A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

man boobs

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

she wasn't 18

obama

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Black History Month

whats brown? poop.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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