- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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