- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What is White over Black? Society.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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