An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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