What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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this girl died

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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