- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

knock, knock. come in.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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