Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

ginger

I went river dancing once. I fell in

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

whats the best thing about polio...death

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

american government

A Jew walks into a Furness

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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