What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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