What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A child with cancer grows up.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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