Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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I'm banging your sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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