- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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