- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Cold camel scrotum.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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