- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

A horse cantered into a bar.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What swims in the ocean? Fish

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