- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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