Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Womens rights

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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