- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Leave her alone...

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Muslim athletes.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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