Take off your shoes.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Cleveland winning something

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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