- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What looks like a dick? A penis

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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