- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

The cow went moo

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

19th amendment

THE GAME

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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