What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

the cast of the jersey shore

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

I tell an anti joke!.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

I am on a escalator.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

A women president

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Penis

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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