Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

knock knock who's there police

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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