Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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My pet rock died.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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