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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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obama

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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hi patrick

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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