Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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BOOBALANBOO

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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