- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God bless America, and no where else.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Knock knock Get off my porch.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

What are we then hypocrites?

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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