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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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