- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

why do you care?

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

If life throws you melons... ouch

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

How many dislikes can this get?

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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