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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

A Jew walks into a Furness

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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