Justin Beiber

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Weiner

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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