How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many dislikes can this get?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I'm gay. No homo.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

¿melano?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

010011100110100101100011011001010010000001110100011100100111100100101100001000000110001001110101011101000010000001110100011010000110010100100000011010100110111101101011011001010010000001101001011100110010000001110011011011110110110101100101011101110110100001100101011100100110010100100000011001010110110001110011011001012

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

thumb_up thumb_down -3

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops