- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Spinabifita

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

verry nice how mUCH?

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