- Anti Joke

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.