Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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