How old are you? 20

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

women's rights

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Win and Beau have no friends

fart+fart=poop

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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