Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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since when?

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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