call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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conrad profit

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Samantha

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Anti Joke

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