- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

vbh

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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