- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Penis.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??