A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What is 8 times 4? 32

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Penisland

Reed is poopin

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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