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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Not Steve Jobs

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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