- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

knock knock who's there police

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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