What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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