- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

I know a black girl named beyonca.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

no

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

fart+fart=poop

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

...NO.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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