A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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