A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Where's my shotgun

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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