What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Women.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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