- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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