A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Black People.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

hi to the world fromthe world

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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