- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

I am on a escalator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

The Braves win the N.L. east

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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