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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Womens rights.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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