why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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no

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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whats really hot the sun

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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