- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

asian drivers.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

1 + 1 = 3

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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