What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Womens Rights.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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