- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? A direction...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Reed is poopin

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Joe Biden

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

hello

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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