- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

I know a black girl named beyonca.

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