Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Where's my shotgun

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

i like tits

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

brian mcgee is gay!

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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