- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

thumbs up!

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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