A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Farts smell bad!

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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