- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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