- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

whats better than 24................. 25

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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