A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Spinabifita

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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