How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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