Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

connor sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

monkey sponge

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

what is big and white? the moon

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

knock knock who's there?

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Hi Jacob You cool

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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