Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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poop

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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