- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Guess what? Holocaust

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Dani barton= lovely

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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