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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What did the fish say? Moo

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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