Good boy

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alert('hiiii');

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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