Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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Women's Sports

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potatoes

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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where are you?

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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