A woman comes at the doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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