What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Girls

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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read this

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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