What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Penis-Pump

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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