There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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123 Main street

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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