- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

fart+fart=poop

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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