Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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¿melano?

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Hippopatomous!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Spread the net.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Hi my name is Jim

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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