- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

a black guy leaves prison

What's clear and wet? water

19th amendment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

JEWS

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

The Barackness Monster

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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