- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

So. The gays. ...

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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