Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Obama

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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