Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Whats 9 + 10? 19

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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