What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

2 women were sitting quietly

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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