Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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