- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Joe Biden

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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